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a compilation of my obsessions

I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I’m afraid of.

Joss Whedon (via quotes-shape-us)

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

toodrunktofindanurl:

toodrunktofindanurl:

I was bored and collected way too much Frozen stickers, so I put them kind of everywhere in my appartment and since I’m living with two guys I just 

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now they have a little Hans staring lovingly at their wee-wee when they are peeing, I hope they’ll like it.

They are yelling at me. They like it.

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: howunpleasant-moved)

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

(Source: copperbooms)

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

disneyfreak94:

When people come into the Disney Store and ask for Frozen products my response is “everybody just wanted to get their Hans on it”

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

cakeybots:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

superwholock

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

angel-with-a-nerf-gun:

"Love is an open doo-"

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1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

(Source: nevillles)

1 week ago on April 6th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

1 week ago on April 6th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE